- At the bank -- cursing the ATM machine.
- On top of the house -- trying to hook up the dish before
the game starts.
- Under the car -- watching the oil drip.
- At the hardware store bragging to a total stranger about
I know what I'm getting for Father's Day. My daughter asked
me what size aftershave I wear.
I always get aftershave. Last year I got raspberry.
My daughter made it -- out of corn oil and Kool Aid.
At church, people around me sniffed through the whole
Want to really surprise your dad on Father's Day? Ask him
Clean out the garage for him.
Tell him you love him a whole hardware-store-full.
Ask him to autograph a baseball.
Last year on Father's Day we took Dad to an all-you-can-eat
buffet, and then brought him home and sat him in front of an
Dads don't return their Father's Day gifts to the exchange
counter. This means fathers are satisfied with what they
got -- or too ashamed to let anyone see what they got.
Joe Hickman is editor at HaLife.com --