16 Funny Quotes to Celebrate Mother's Day
By Noel Jameson
Moms definitely have their humorous moments and these 16
funny quotes are testimony to the laughs that mothers often
enjoy (and sometimes endure). This Mother's Day, share
these funny quotes with your mom and enjoy a moment of
shared love and laughter.
1. "Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young."
~ Author Unknown
2. "Mothers are all slightly insane." ~ J.D. Salinger
3. "I want my children to have all the things I couldn't
afford. Then I want to move in with them." ~ Phyllis Diller
4. "There is only one pretty child in the world, and every
mother has it." ~ Chinese Proverb
5. "It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son,
and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him." ~
Helen Rowland
6. "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for
thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.
The original meal has never been found." ~ Calvin Trillin
7. "A suburban mother's role is to deliver children
obstetrically once, and by car for ever after." ~ Peter De
Vries
8. "It would seem that something which means poverty,
disorder and violence every single day should be avoided
entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural
urge." ~ Phyllis Diller
9. "All women become like their mothers. That is their
tragedy. No man does. That's his." ~ Oscar Wilde
10. "A mother is a person who seeing there are only four
pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never
did care for pie." ~ Tenneva Jordan
11. "You don't really understand human nature unless you
know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his
parents every time around - and why his parents will always
wave back." ~William D. Tammeus.
12. "Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific
experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human
life." ~ Author Unknown
13. "Any mother could perform the jobs of several
air-traffic controllers with ease." ~ LisaAlther
14. "My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth
certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty
cents that the adults had to pay." ~ KareemAbdul-Jabbar
15. "My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I
think she enjoyed it." ~ Mark Twain
16. "My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or
leave it." ~ Buddy Hackett
Yes, children often give their mothers something to laugh
about. Hopefully it makes up for the things their children
will inevitably do to make them cry. This year celebrate
the humorous side of Mother's Day with a few good laughs
and share these funny quotes with your mom.
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