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 Category:  Computers

Computer Humor

You know it's time to turn off your computer when...

1) You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom... and stop  to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

2) You name your first two children "Eudora" and "Dotcom".

3) You turn off your modem and get this awful empty  feeling... as if you'd just pulled the plug on a loved one.

4) You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on  your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.

5) You decide to stay in college for an additional year or  two... just for the FREE Internet access.

6) You laugh at people with 14.4 baud modems.

7) You start using smileys in your snail mail.

8) You find yourself typing "com" after every period  when using a word

9) You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.

10) You check your mail... It says "no new messages".... so  you check it again.

11) You don't know what gender your Best 3 Friends are... because they have neutral screen names... and
you never bothered to ask.

12) You move into a new house and decide to Netscape

13) You tell the cab driver you live at

14) You start tilting your head sideways to smile.


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