know it's time to turn off your computer when...
1) You wake up at 3 am to go to the
bathroom... and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
2) You name your first two children
"Eudora" and "Dotcom".
3) You turn off your modem and get
this awful empty feeling... as if you'd just pulled the plug on a loved
4) You spend half of the plane trip
with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
5) You decide to stay in college for
an additional year or two... just for the FREE Internet access.
6) You laugh at people with 14.4 baud
7) You start using smileys in your
8) You find yourself typing "com"
after every period when using a word processor.com.
9) You can't call your mother... she
doesn't have a modem.
10) You check your mail... It says "no
new messages".... so you check it again.
11) You don't know what gender your
Best 3 Friends are... because they have neutral screen names... and
you never bothered to ask.
12) You move into a new house and
decide to Netscape
13) You tell the cab driver you live
14) You start tilting your head
sideways to smile.